Bacon. Lots of Bacon.

On a lazy weekend morning a while back, Doc and I were sitting on the couch, reading the paper, having a cup of coffee and enjoying not having anything that we HAD to do. Apparently I just THOUGHT I had nothing I HAD to do because Bub came and sat between his Dad and I and said this to me....

"We need breakfast. Immediately- that means right now. We want eggs, bacon, pancakes and toast. And bacon, LOTS of bacon. Can you do that? Can you do that by yourself, Mom?"

That kid...what am I going to do with him?
I guess the answer to that question is feed him. Then 10 minutes later, feed him again. And again. I'm going to be in trouble when he gets to be a teenager. Anyone know a chef that works for free? And specializes in bacon. LOTS of bacon?